

Or walking where an animal larger than you can kill and eat you.My preferred way to surf Reddit is via the mobile website. “Fact: Hiking is actually just walking, only on dirt or rocks or other uneven surfaces. “There is no such thing as bad weather, only inappropriate clothing.” – Sir Ranulph Fiennesģ3. “Of all the paths you take in life, make sure some of them are dirt.” – John Muirģ1. “Camping: The art of getting closer to nature while getting farther away from the nearest cold beverage, hot shower, and flush toilet.” – unknownģ2. “If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn’t lead anywhere.” – Frank A. “The world is big, and I want to get a good look at it before it gets dark.” – John MuirĢ9.

It’s awkward when you have to eat your friends.” – unknownĢ8. “I’ve realized that at the top of the mountain, there’s another mountain.” – Andrew GarfieldĢ7. “Mountains are not fair or unfair, they are just dangerous.” – Reinhold MessnerĢ6. “Anywhere is ‘within walking distance.'” – unknownĢ5. “You climb to reach the summit, but once there, discover that all roads lead down.” – Stanislaw LemĢ4. “One thing to remember on the Eiger, never look up, or you may need a plastic surgeon.” – Don WhillansĢ3. Then you will see how low it was.” – Dag HammarskjoldĢ2. “Never measure the height of a mountain until you reach the top. “I can’t understand why men make all this fuss about Everest – it’s only a mountain.” – Junko Tabei, first woman to summit Mount EverestĢ0. “It’s a hill. Literally shit myself lifeless.” – Bill Brysonġ9. “What on earth would I do if four bears came into my camp? Why, I would die of course. “Carry as little as possible, but choose that little with care.” – Earl Shafferġ8. “He who climbs upon the highest mountains laughs at all tragedies, real or imaginary.” – Friedrich Nietzscheġ5. “Every mountain top is within reach if you just keep climbing.” – Barry Finlayġ6. “It isn’t the mountain ahead that wears you out it’s the grain of sand in your shoe.” – Robert W. “Walking: The most ancient exercise and still the best modern exercise.” – Carrie Latetġ3. “May the forest be with you.” – unknownġ2. One can’t get lost here.” – Wislawa Szymborskaġ1. “I like being near the top of a mountain. Climb that goddam mountain.” – Jack Kerouacġ0. “Because in the end, you won’t remember the time you spent working in the office or mowing your lawn. SuessĨ. Sleeping bags are the soft tacos of the bear world.” – Bearsĩ.

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“If there’s one thing I’ve learned from hiking, it’s that the early bird gets the face full of spider webs.” – unknownħ. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home.” – Yvonne PrinzĦ. “Camping is not a date it’s an endurance test. Who cares what the question is?” – unknownĥ. By all means, you should follow that.” – Ellen Degeneresģ. “Mountains have a way of dealing with overconfidence.” – Hermann BuhlĤ. But, what’s better to laugh at than some funny hiking quotes? Here’s 33 funny hiking quotes to use on your hiking buddies or for your Instagram captions:ġ. “A crude meal, no doubt, but the best of all sauces is hunger.” – Edward AbbeyĢ. “Never follow someone else’s path unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost, and you see a path.
